Fartsel
Fartsel by bobtheslobthebob February 8, 2021
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Fartsex
Fartsex by Radical Islamic October 25, 2020
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Fartsel • farteld • fartelicious • fartiel • fartnel • fartsenudel • fartsequences • fartserbate • Fartsetto • Fartsexual
FARTSLAM
Acronym for Fielder Allows Runner To Score Like A Moron.
An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.
Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.
Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
Sir Fartsalot
Sir Fartsalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
Sir Farty Fartsalot
The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.
Sir Farty Fartsalot by FartSmeller September 2, 2014
fartnel
The resulting stench and theoretical stink particulate matter from a fart/flatulent episode. Etymology: slang based on the word "shrapnel", the primary connecting theme being the dangerous particles emitted by the event.
Fartsex
Guy: "I'll put this end in my butt and you put the other end in yours...then we'll just fart a bunch..."
Girl: "okay baby, I love fartsex!"
Girl: "okay baby, I love fartsex!"
Fartsex by dudehellsthis June 18, 2010
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