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A piece of furniture, that when farted upon, emits an amplified fart noise.
At McDonald's, I farted on my about fartiture, you could here that fart across town.
by meisjekb December 20, 2010
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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