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A piece of furniture, that when farted upon, emits an amplified fart noise.
At McDonald's, I farted on my seat...talk about fartiture, you could here that fart across town.
by meisjekb December 20, 2010
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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