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fartitus 

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.
Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!
fartitus by samlap June 26, 2008

Fart Fetus 

The gurglings and rumblings in your lower intestine that soon form into a healthy fart birthed from your anus.
As soon as Steve felt a kick, he tried to get out of the elevator, but he gave birth to his fart fetus before he could escape.
Fart Fetus by BlueAvenger1 April 28, 2013
noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.
If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.
fartlets by Smacfoo November 19, 2004
German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.
My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.
fartlets by zeroagent January 29, 2005

Fartitus 

Lisa, quit being a fartitus
Fartitus by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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trucker's tan 

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