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Fartfetus

A phrase that you say when you see something on the ground that you absolutely cannot identify and you have no idea what else to say because it is so shocking and bizarre.
What in the fartfetus did I just almost trip over here on homeless Boulevard??
by Dignitiondead November 7, 2023
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fartitus

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.
Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!
by samlap June 26, 2008
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Fart Fetus

The gurglings and rumblings in your lower intestine that soon form into a healthy fart birthed from your anus.
As soon as Steve felt a kick, he tried to get out of the elevator, but he gave birth to his fart fetus before he could escape.
by BlueAvenger1 April 28, 2013
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fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.
If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.
by Smacfoo November 19, 2004
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fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.
My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.
by zeroagent January 29, 2005
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Fartitus

Lisa, quit being a fartitus
by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021
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