Dignitiondead's definitions

Fartfetus

A phrase that you say when you see something on the ground that you absolutely cannot identify and you have no idea what else to say because it is so shocking and bizarre.

What in the fartfetus did I just almost trip over here on homeless Boulevard??

by Dignitiondead November 7, 2023

BOOTIFURR LADEE

A term that Boomers say far too often on Facebook and Instagram usually in direct relation to a completely unattainable female who would not give them the time of day, even if it meant the difference between life and death.

HEMLO BOOTIFURR LADEE PLES SEMD BAB AND VIRGINIA!!!!!!

by Dignitiondead November 4, 2023

Frankentomcombover

A particularly disturbing hairstyle styled with Korean yak sex butter.

Did you see that guys Frankentomcombover? It sure sucked.

by Dignitiondead November 4, 2023

PGFKR

A pseudo-acronym for an elderly dementia patient who loves giving it to the pug posse because no one else will have him.

I bet that PGFKR uses Werthers originals covered in peanut butter to seduce unsuspecting pugs!

by Dignitiondead March 4, 2021

TBATW

Too bad about those windows - a term developed by California Street Vans to address a van that has unfortunate window placement or just plain to many damn windows in general.

Did you see that conversion van with the weird window splitting the body line? TBATW !

by Dignitiondead March 3, 2021

T.B.A.T.W.

To bad about those windows - a term developed by California Street Vans to address a van that has unfortunate window placement or just plain to many damn windows in general.

Did you see that conversion van with the weird window splitting the body line? T.B.A.T.W. !

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021

potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.

That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021