Fart-Jack 

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

Fart-Jack by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

Fart-jack 

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.

I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.

Fart-jack by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017

tongue jack fart box 

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay

I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"

tongue jack fart box by Brian, winona September 20, 2009

jack fart 

When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.

jack fart by Macgman August 30, 2006

Fart Jacket 

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart

Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket

Fart Jacket by Tahssa113 November 23, 2018

fartjacket 

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.

D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!

fartjacket by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

Fartjack 

When someone farts, and someone else nearby (in the same room) tries to take credit for that fart.

Hey, I just cranked out a loud wet fart and that guy over there tried to fartjack it and take credit for himself. Damn fartjacker!

Fartjack by smellyjanus January 12, 2010