"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

Fist fucked in the fart box by Not ewf June 13, 2014

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fartfucker

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

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fartfucker

1. A person that farts repeditivley during anal sex, not to be confused with someone whom occasioally farts during butt sex, as it must sound like an accordian going in and out repeditivley. ( a curious sloshing air noise)
2. A term used to insult a whore.

1. That bitch was a fart fucker, I had to stop fucking her in the ass.
2. Fuck that fartfucker whorebag!

fartfucker by Shit Forest November 10, 2008

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Fartfucker

One who humps the air in the same manner a dog would do. This is common when a man neglects to wash his balls. When they are with fumundacheese, a woman will pick up on this, thus pushing her mate aside. His only recourse is to hump the lingering pussy odor in the air.

The fartfucker could put someones eye out with that!

Fartfucker by Papacoon January 8, 2009

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farfucked

Having the strong ache to travel somewhere far away.

Man, this sunshine makes me feel farfucked

farfucked by dft May 10, 2006

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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