farpoo 

When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.

I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks

farpoo by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

Fapoosh 

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

farpotshket 

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011

fapoof 

To fart into your own hand, and creativly throw it at someone, or in someones face.

Thomas Fapoofed Dave

fapoof by Tommy The Talent November 16, 2007

farookh 

Farookh is one of a kind, he will always help you when you need it. Farookh has a kind nature and is very responsible, he will never fail you. He's really passionate about sports and loves to try really hard. His smile is contagious and could make you laugh effortlessly. Although he can be an asshole sometimes, at the end of the day its was just jokes. He is easily mistaken for different nationalities because of his dashing looks. He is really handsome and will make all the girls drool. Farookh is a team player, he enjoys company, knowing he will be able to make them smile. He can be awkward at times, but when you get to know him on a personal level he will become more social. His extreme hot looks and his fresh cuts can blow you away. He legit a Stunna, he will finesse your girl, no effort. Farookh keeps the realest ones closest to his heart. Farookhs are really rare, you must not give up the chance to get to know him.

Farookh is known for his big features and his sexy beard.

" Wow, did you see Farookh today? "
" He is the freshest man out there, no cap"

OMG, Farookh just waved at me, I can't stop blushing.

farookh by MantuLovers October 26, 2020

farnood 

Cool, mostly smart, awesome, sometimes annoying, selfish at times, dirty minded. But he is a not bad friend. Long eyelashes. Big thingamajigry. Shorter than most. Likes chess. (Always beat by me). Thatś all.

That guy is such a Farnood!

farnood by Durgle June 5, 2017