farpoot 

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."

The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.

farpoot by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

farpoot 

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants.

The boy farpooted when he really just meant to fart.

farpoot by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

farpotshket 

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011

farpoo 

When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.

I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks

farpoo by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010

farpoon

Farpoon: far-pussy

Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.

farpoon by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014

Farpooqueed 

When a woman fart's, poop's, queef's, and pee's at the same time.

That nasty bitch, she sat in the stall next to me and farpooqueed on the toilet.

Farpooqueed by Rbtbre29 March 1, 2011