Definitions by TheJugleshes

farpoot 

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants.

The boy farpooted when he really just meant to fart.

farpoot by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

farpoot 

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."

The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.

farpoot by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015