2 definitions by Poopy Bandit
When someone starving in the desert intentionally defecates to consume their own feces, but instead of producing solid loafs they excrete a yellow-brown gelatin.
by Poopy Bandit September 16, 2010
When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.
I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks
by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010