Farmered

Getting wasted watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

What the fuck happened on last weeks episode?
I was pretty much farmered after the first ad break.

by Natalie Gruzlewski February 21, 2011

rollo-farmered

v. To get together with friends for dinner and over-indulge in wine, resulting in an extreme hangover and a wasted day. It's basically synonomous with getting smashed in the context of a casual dinner with friends.

Dude, I got totally rollo-farmered last night. We had fat ribeyes and like 2 bottles of wine each. My head is killing me.

-or-

John: I can't make it to the game today.

Tim: Why not?

John: We went over to the Smith's last night and got rollo-farmered. Nancy can't get out of bed, so I have to watch the kids all day.

Tim: Bummer.

by Leonard33 April 19, 2008

farbered

To attempt to add value in an overly confident way to ones personal situation, only to cause more disruption than if left alone; self-inflicted fuck up. Similar to farberize, but mainly affecting yourself.

1. I totaly farbered my computer when they gave me admin rights and I installed Chrome.

2. Even though he's lived in Arizona his whole life, he farbered his dinner plans by arriving 30 minutes late when he attempted to use personal shortcuts to avoid traffic.

3. When he woke up the next day and saw his room filled with balloons and an unknown guy in his bed, he realized that he farbered his happy hour by having one too many appletini's.

by The Real D2 February 25, 2013

farmerette

A Canadian word (mostly Ontario and the Anglophone portion of Quebec). Denotes a girl/young woman who works on a farm. The term was common before the Quiet Revolution, but is not very common today, although it is still heard occasionally.

(said while reading letter)"Ah, c____ce! My brother Henri dropped out of college to marry that farmerette Margot. I can't believe it! Does he even realize what he's doing, and what he's giving up? Ah, tab___ac! Sac__ment!

by JCEG December 11, 2006

farmerette

An uncommonly used Australian slang word, meaning female farmer. Perfect for that rare situation when trying to differentiate the gender of a farmer.

A BnS is an esteemed and age-old tradition where young farmers and farmerettes meet up for line dancing and swag sharing.

by Straya m6+2 April 17, 2016

fammered

A cunning combination of the words fucking and hammered.

"dude we got so 'fammered' at that kegger last night"

by Laner21 January 2, 2006

farmerdan

Farmer Dan.. means the same as saying "fight me den" you urge someone on to fighting you.

Dean: you can get the fade pussy bitch!

Ricky: farmerdan!

by Mrs. bout it bout it October 7, 2011