fammered 

A cunning combination of the words fucking and hammered.

"dude we got so 'fammered' at that kegger last night"

fammered by Laner21 January 2, 2006

rollo-farmered 

v. To get together with friends for dinner and over-indulge in wine, resulting in an extreme hangover and a wasted day. It's basically synonomous with getting smashed in the context of a casual dinner with friends.

Dude, I got totally rollo-farmered last night. We had fat ribeyes and like 2 bottles of wine each. My head is killing me.

-or-

John: I can't make it to the game today.

Tim: Why not?

John: We went over to the Smith's last night and got rollo-farmered. Nancy can't get out of bed, so I have to watch the kids all day.

Tim: Bummer.

rollo-farmered by Leonard33 April 19, 2008

Farmered 

Getting wasted watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

What the fuck happened on last weeks episode?
I was pretty much farmered after the first ad break.

Farmered by Natalie Gruzlewski February 21, 2011

Flammered 

A person who is flabbergasted and confused

She was flammered when her ex boyfriend sent her a fruit basket after being blocked.

Flammered by OuMaiGawsh February 7, 2024