farmerdan
farmerdan by Mrs. bout it bout it October 7, 2011
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farmersonly.com
A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.
Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.
Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.
farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015
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farmersonly.com
The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D
(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018
farmerbarleymow
An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.
Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).
Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.
Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).
Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.
farmerbarleymow by David June 11, 2003
Farmerball
A rural game played by predominantly by the son's of farmers. Farmerball involves at least 3 players and a ball of any size.
1 Player throws/kicks/punches/hits with stick/bat the ball into the air between the 2 other players. While doing this the the throwing player must shout "Farmerball".
The other two players must incapacitate the other and gain possession of the ball, this can be anything from a tackle to a punch/kick.
The game is won when the other player gives up or is incapacitated. The player throwing the ball may join in and attempt to win the ball themselves.
The main aim of the game is to have an excuse to hit your brother and claim its a game therefore avoiding trouble with your parents.
1 Player throws/kicks/punches/hits with stick/bat the ball into the air between the 2 other players. While doing this the the throwing player must shout "Farmerball".
The other two players must incapacitate the other and gain possession of the ball, this can be anything from a tackle to a punch/kick.
The game is won when the other player gives up or is incapacitated. The player throwing the ball may join in and attempt to win the ball themselves.
The main aim of the game is to have an excuse to hit your brother and claim its a game therefore avoiding trouble with your parents.
John, Jack and Jim and playing soccer in the park. John has the soccer ball while Jim and jack are a couple of feet away.
John kicks the ball into the air between Jim and Jack and yells 'Farmerball' while running at the other boys.
Jim immediately tackles Jack and gets up to run for the ball. John manages to reach Jim just as he is about to pick up the ball and trips Jim. John is about to pick up the ball when Jack jumps on his back and forces him down and punches him in the ribs.
Jack picks up the ball, winning that round of Farmerball.
John kicks the ball into the air between Jim and Jack and yells 'Farmerball' while running at the other boys.
Jim immediately tackles Jack and gets up to run for the ball. John manages to reach Jim just as he is about to pick up the ball and trips Jim. John is about to pick up the ball when Jack jumps on his back and forces him down and punches him in the ribs.
Jack picks up the ball, winning that round of Farmerball.
Farmerball by woley85 June 29, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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