farmerdan

Farmer Dan.. means the same as saying "fight me den" you urge someone on to fighting you.

Dean: you can get the fade pussy bitch!

Ricky: farmerdan!

farmerdan by Mrs. bout it bout it October 7, 2011

farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!

farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)

"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"

farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018

Farmering 

The act of being a farmer. Not to be confused with farming which is what farmers do.

John: Hey Steve! Guess what I did this weekend.
Steve: What?
John: Farmering like a boss!

Farmering by grigs August 9, 2012

farmerbarleymow 

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

farmerbarleymow by David June 11, 2003

Farmerball 

A rural game played by predominantly by the son's of farmers. Farmerball involves at least 3 players and a ball of any size.

1 Player throws/kicks/punches/hits with stick/bat the ball into the air between the 2 other players. While doing this the the throwing player must shout "Farmerball".

The other two players must incapacitate the other and gain possession of the ball, this can be anything from a tackle to a punch/kick.

The game is won when the other player gives up or is incapacitated. The player throwing the ball may join in and attempt to win the ball themselves.

The main aim of the game is to have an excuse to hit your brother and claim its a game therefore avoiding trouble with your parents.

John, Jack and Jim and playing soccer in the park. John has the soccer ball while Jim and jack are a couple of feet away.

John kicks the ball into the air between Jim and Jack and yells 'Farmerball' while running at the other boys.

Jim immediately tackles Jack and gets up to run for the ball. John manages to reach Jim just as he is about to pick up the ball and trips Jim. John is about to pick up the ball when Jack jumps on his back and forces him down and punches him in the ribs.

Jack picks up the ball, winning that round of Farmerball.

Farmerball by woley85 June 29, 2011

farmera 

what surenos call nortenos for being so gay

ey ese there's a fucking farmera let's blast his ass

farmera by epimenio September 8, 2006