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fapguyver 

A person adept at creating their own masturbatory material, using improvised tools and/or found objects. A Macguyver of fapping if you will.
Eric is a total fapguyver---he once jerked it to a picture of the Baroness from GI Joe that he drew using toilet paper and a charcoal briquette.
fapguyver by TheHappyKnife December 20, 2008
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A portuguese man of war or ancient mythical creature. Known for their skills no the battlefield or in bed. In ancient times a farguas was "the man" of the village he resided in.
Present day: He womanizes and kills like an ancient farguas!

Ancient Times: I would do anything to score with the farguas!
farguas by manofwarrrrr March 26, 2009

fanguying 

A term used for men and and teenage males that have a strong appreciation and enjoyment of something that they have to express it in ways more than words can explain.
"Bro! Did you see that touchdown?? Like, aaaahhhh, god that was amazing! Sorry for fanguying there."
fanguying by lotsowords June 15, 2013
The name of a mythical creature in portuguese lore. Also can be used in modern text to describe a large portuguese man.
The corinthians feared the birth of the Farguas for fear he would dominate their tribe.
A verb meaning "to fake argue"

The argument must be about something so far removed from pertinent information that one party becomes enraged.
"My girlfriend broke up with me after I started to fargue with her"
fargue by Rabat-joie March 9, 2014
Fatguy by Baz November 30, 2003