a farque is when fou fuck somebody in the ass hole and then suck the cum out of it and then you spit it on them. this is similar to a felch but the felch does not include the spit of cum on the other participant.
Farquey is the hottest chick in the whole school. She's super popular and even teachers like her. She loves wearing expensive jewelry like bracelets. She's friends with tons of people but she has a rivalry against Shrekina and Donkussy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.