There's only two states worth being in, Queensland and pissed.
Queensland: Why would you wanna be anywhere else.
by SlowDecay December 6, 2006
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The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)
Captial city Brisbane (also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan.
Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!
Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkin sunburn!
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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A northern state of Australia that has completely fucked up weather, Shop opening and closing times and last but not least, incredibly boring tourist spots. Trust me, I lived there for 5 years.
Bruce: Wanna' get a bite to eat terry? it's only 8:00pm!

Terry: We can't, were in Queensland. all the shops closed at 6!

Bruce: Then we'll go to McDonnalds! Their open 24/7!

Terry: We better hurry, they close in 15mins!
by Loves the cold January 22, 2009
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Quite possibly the most laid back, relaxed state in Australia
All the Mexicans move to Queensland because it really is a better place to live.
It rocks to be a Queenslander
by Woohzal March 11, 2008
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Queensland is the most northerly state on the eastern Australian coast. Natives of Queensland are commonly known as Queenslanders and generally regarded by other eastern Australian states as 'so laid back as to be retarded'. For some Aussies there's a competition on which eastern state is the best (Tasmania doesn't seem to count) and all three remaining states laugh at the A.C.T. when they try get involved. Victorians and New South Welshmen will argue over Sydney and Melbourne, no doubt going on about it until you're REALLY wishing to get run over so you don't have to listen to them anymore, but they'll rarely point out anything else about their states as good.

Queenslanders, if they respond to the argument at all (alright, we really are laid back, or trying not to piss themselves laughing), will say: "Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Dreamworld, WetNWild, Movie World, Seaworld, you know, most of the theme parks? The Barrier Reef, Cairns and beaches filled with the tourists you wish you had. Oh, and you can have your bloody grandparents, parents, aunts, uncles and cousins back."

In the Queenlander's mind, the argument is then settled and generously allows the others to continue arguing until they're bored of listening.

Queensland's state capitol is Brisbane, situated on Moreton Bay. It is a quiet city, but given it has the Gold and Sunshine Coasts are nearby for relaxation, entertainment and glorious beaches, who needs to party at home?
Person: Why the hell if they're complaining about us, do so many bloody southerners move up to Queensland? I mean if we're supposed to be so crap up here, GO HOME!
by ozzymaaate December 8, 2016
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The embarrasment of Australia. A place where it is almost mandatory to weigh 300 kg. Young people in Queensland either get out and wisely migrate south or recently get busted smuggling drugs and spend 30 years in an Indonesian Jail. Queenslanders, generally are proud to be stupid but are secretly all jealous of Victorians. Queenslanders largely live in Caravan Parks/Trailer Parks.
We have our own 3rd World in Australia, it's called Queensland.
by SvetlanaBabe November 23, 2010
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Natives of the State of Queensland, Australia. Renowed for all being extremely good-looking and intelligent.
how hot are those girls! - they must be Queenslanders!
by what222 December 26, 2011
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