Fapternoon

To enjoy an afternoon of masturbating (fapping).

All my roommates are gone today, I'm gonna have myself a nice fapternoon alone.

by Purtluom June 28, 2012

Fapternoon

When your mom goes "shopping" in the afternoon with the black neighbor and you know it will take a while, so you can watch anime tiddies uninterupted for hours. and masturbate vigorously being able to set the volume to a reasonable level. With so much time and dick on your hands, it mosty ends badly. one time you watch some schoolgirls smooching each other in the toilet, the other time you stare at furries sitting on horse cocks dildos with your dick completely numb and a deodorant bottle in your butt.

Man I was home alone and decided to have an impromptu naughty fapternoon. These diarrhea gurgling compilations are quite something.

by DJVoltaire November 12, 2018

Faternoon

The afternoon following a rather large lunch where food is consumed to the point where one does nothing but sit and stare as they slip into a food coma.

Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.

Oh man, I just at two cheesesteaks for lunch, I'm not going to get anything done this faternoon.

by IamThatDad February 4, 2010

Napternoon

An afternoon in which a nap is taken.

This napternoon, i had a dream that mrs. finklestein, sitting down to breakfast with her longtime butler and confidante, mr. fonzworth, tripped over her own feet and fell into the porridge bowl!!!!!

by AJ Norris January 13, 2009

Napternoon

When you take a nap between 12am and 7pm

Ty told me that she is going to have napternoon on snapchat

by Spintzcloud12180 July 10, 2017