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Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).
The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.
Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!
Fapstinent by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

fapstinence

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014

fabstinent 

Being fabulously abstinent
Girl 1: “I know you wanna have sex with him”
Girl 2: “I can’t. I’m fabstinent.”
fabstinent by futurefixed September 14, 2023

fagstinence

To stay clean from any sort of homosexual behavior, mainly referring to sexual actions.
I was full of Fagstinence until I was easily seduced by Mario Lopez.

or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.
fagstinence by Nojocity November 13, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026