fabstinent 

Being fabulously abstinent

Girl 1: “I know you wanna have sex with him”
Girl 2: “I can’t. I’m fabstinent.”

fabstinent by futurefixed September 14, 2023

Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

Flabstinent by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.

Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!

Fapstinent by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014

abstinentcore 

1. The most fashionable type of birth control

2. see straight edge

I have been abstinentcore since I was 15, come to think of it, its pretty lame.

abstinentcore by onc3 April 16, 2010

Mabstinent 

Abstaining from masturbation.

Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.

Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.

Mabstinent by AlexanderBlack96 May 14, 2015

Fatstinent 

When you are involuntarily celibate due to your weight. You are abstinent because you are fat.

In high school I was fatstinent

Fatstinent by Genny from the Roc November 20, 2021