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slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.
Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.
fapster by Ssilver7 September 29, 2005
Farsher is the term you use when you think someone is an idiot, or a noob.
Wow he sucks at skiing; what a farsher
Farsher by Juan Diego January 30, 2022
A type of person that is a noob and gives off try hard vibes
James is such a farsher when he plays basket ball
Yeah he try’s too hard and sucks
Farsher by Juan Diego February 12, 2022

fapsterbate 

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.
fapsterbate by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

Fapsterpiece 

A combination of the words fap and masterpiece. Generally held to be an excellent example of materials that can be used to masturbate.
(friend booty dancing on skype)

Me: You should do that for your boyfriend. it would be fapsterpiece.