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A gay, tall, skinny boy who loves fashion and is usually miserable. Loves geography. Is single. Forever. Loves to say 'huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'
Person 1: See that gay kid over there?
Fappers: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Person 2: Must be a Fappers
Fappers by huuuuuuuuu March 22, 2010

fappers delight 

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.
When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse
Fappers Remorse by pooook October 31, 2011

The Fappers 

Rock band from Slovenia, Europe.
The Fappers, I mean the hottest band ever.
The Fappers by tredvi March 13, 2012

California Fappers 

A person who is turned on and then masturbates to the California Gurls music video.
Friend 1 Its so strange... a lot of my friends are California Fappers and I don't understand what turns them on to this horrible music and crappy video..
Friend 2 -starring at computer watching Katy Perry-

fap fap fap

fappenstance 

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.
I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.
fappenstance by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011

master fapper 

someone who has masterd the art of fapping and who everyday practises this art.
Harold - who is that guy

grethel - thats james he is a master fapper
master fapper by fapper20 May 4, 2009
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