Fapnesia
"Me":I don't know when I fapped for the last time doctor.
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia
Fapnesia by Ballzlapper December 5, 2014
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fapnesia
Person: I'm kind horny right now. I think I'll jack off. Wait didn't I jack off earlier today? I think I have fapnesia
fapnesia by capitan fap February 25, 2014
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famnesia
Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.
Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.
famnesia by JG percussion March 3, 2011
Fabnesia
Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.
(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!
Fabnesia by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015
Milk of Fagnesia
Milk of Fagnesia by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006
famnesia
"I know you are going to the grocery store honey, but I dont know what I want for dinner. I just ate lunch and have bad famnesia"
famnesia by Snuggs O'Dade May 22, 2008
Famnesia
1. It is when you bump into a family member in public and they pretend that they do not know you and vice versa.
2. Or when you have completely forgetten someone is family.
2. Or when you have completely forgetten someone is family.
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