Fapburn

The term used when an excessive masturbator whom knows no bounds creates so much friction between his hand and his member that his palm burns.

John: Oww, my hand still hurts from yesterday..
Bill: What happened?
John: I got fapburn..
Bill: You should probably masturbate slower, or even better, less.

by Fantastical Fapperisms November 20, 2009

Fapturnal

Someone who normally faps during the night.

"I tend to fap when my parents are asleep so i won't get caught"
Bro- "Oh so you're fapturnal

by Hippopotamus April 8, 2012

Fap Burn

The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.

Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."

Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"

Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.

Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."

by Cinanymous September 23, 2010

Fagburn

1. The act or process of smoking a cigarette.

2. To smoke a 'fag' or cigarette.

I enjoyed a quick fagburn outside while waiting for the others.

by NeptuniumDays August 14, 2010

fagburn

A burn mark created by a lit cigarette (fag).

WTF!! You left a fagburn on my new sofa.

by heavy smoker December 3, 2010

fagburn

When a straight/bi male encounters another straight/bi male during an orgy and he quickly decides to ignore the encounter by initiating butt sex with a neighboring woman participant.

That was a great fagburn we got ourselves into earlier.

by AcuteHamburgerSyndrome August 5, 2010

fagburn

When gay men have anal sex too fast without sufficient lubrication, the resulting rugburn-like rash on either male is known as fagburn.

"Why's Jakob walking all wierd like that?"
"I heard Leroy gave him fagburn."

by roxxingcoxxors April 21, 2008