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The Fanny Dance 

Where a man pulls his penis back between his legs in order to simulate a look as though he has a vagina (or mangina). This action is usually followed by prancing around the room on tip-toes in front of new girlfriend as a way of breaking the ice after sex.

This ritual must be carried out with caution if the male has large testicles or fat legs, due to the risk of 'squashing a nut'.
Man prancing about room on tip-toes doing The Fanny Dance: "Oooooh look at me - we just had sex but now I've got a big hairy twat like you! Oooooooooh - it's maaaaaagic!!!!!!"
The Fanny Dance by GingerGod March 30, 2011

fanny dance 

A Dance Of The Fanny
Bob - Hey! Lets Dance
Dave - Fanny Style

Thats A Fanny Dance :)
fanny dance by Belinda123 October 6, 2007

fancy dancer 

A tall polish man skidding on ice more than expected .
"Woah nice catch, quite a fancy dancer ain't ya?"

"I almost slipped to far on that ice" "Don't worry that makes you a fancy dancer!"
fancy dancer by LuchaOlive February 24, 2023

funny dance on the floor 

when your brother sees something really good or colorful
Dude: Ayo the lightning effects in this game are so good my brother's doing a funny dance on the floor

fancy dance team 

A powerful dance team with amazing dancers and coaches 🤍💕❗️
fancy dance team by Fancyjj November 10, 2020

funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids

A weird and demented "kids" video that you will find on YouTube. These types of cringy videos were super common in 2017.
Karen: Omg! I found funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids in my son's youtube history! Why would my son watch this nonsense?