faceurism

The act of looking at faceboook posts for sexual excitement.

Hybrid word from facebook voyeurism.

My girlfriend and I were bored, so did a little faceurism before heading to bed.

by Randymanheim December 20, 2010

Faneurysm

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

by Wofl Iron July 20, 2008

Fakerism

The practice of being a fake ass bitch.

Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."

Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*

by Qweda May 4, 2008

facerisk

A large mythical rat-like creature that kills jewish people and eats their livers

oh my god its the facerisk, we better get out of here before it eats our livers, considering we are jewish.

by i did yo momma June 24, 2006

Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

faneurysm

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying.

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

by Wofl_Iron November 16, 2007

funeurism

Blood vessel or brain damage, resulting from having too much fun

Man, this party's so great, i'm about to have a funeurism.

by Roflpope January 24, 2009