faceurism 

The act of looking at faceboook posts for sexual excitement.

Hybrid word from facebook voyeurism.

My girlfriend and I were bored, so did a little faceurism before heading to bed.

faceurism by Randymanheim December 20, 2010

Faneurysm 

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

Faneurysm by Wofl Iron July 20, 2008

Fakerism 

The practice of being a fake ass bitch.

Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."

Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*

Fakerism by Qweda May 4, 2008

facerisk 

A large mythical rat-like creature that kills jewish people and eats their livers

oh my god its the facerisk, we better get out of here before it eats our livers, considering we are jewish.

facerisk by i did yo momma June 24, 2006

Failurism 

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

Failurism by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

faneurysm 

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying.

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

faneurysm by Wofl_Iron November 16, 2007

funeurism 

Blood vessel or brain damage, resulting from having too much fun

Man, this party's so great, i'm about to have a funeurism.

funeurism by Roflpope January 24, 2009