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franeurysm 

The act of a coach losing his cool and going ballistic during a basketball game. To the point where it looks like he's going to have a stroke. Most notably when the coach bumps a ref and gets kicked out, even though his fans tell you he's "doing it the right way."
Whoa, that franeurysm really coast Iowa the game against Michigan State.
franeurysm by Clonefan January 7, 2014
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Faneurysm 

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying
"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."
Faneurysm by Wofl Iron July 20, 2008
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faneurysm 

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying.
"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."
faneurysm by Wofl_Iron November 16, 2007

Faneurysm 

(verb.) A spastic action caused by a surprise update from a fandom.

The actions can range from totally hilarious to dangerous. Many people experiance Faneurysms when they get tour updates or purchase a new volume of their favorite manga.
Charlotte had a faneurysm due to her late updates concerning Radiohead.

Cat had a faneutysm when she watched the new episode of Supernatural.
Faneurysm by TheKidWithCatEars September 22, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026