fandamentalist

A person that goes to extremes in defending their chosen smartphone, software, or console against fans of competing products.

Gary: I love my iPhone!

Jim: Your iPhone sucks! I will come to you in the night and burn your house down, after which I will do horrible things to your person.

Gary: Dude, chill! Don't be a fandamentalist! Your Android is cool too.

by thatonehotterchick August 25, 2011

Fandamentalist

A person that truly believes that a celebrity's stage persona is their real one.

Dude A: Dude, David Cameron is a real West Ham supporter, I like that guy!
Dude B: Dude, he pulled that outta his ass!
Dude A: Nah, he didn't!
Dude B: You are such a fandamentalist!

by Juggles The Clown May 13, 2016

greenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money or lets money dictate their worldview;the philosophy of money

mr smithers is a greenback-fundalmentalist

by revtriggafinga October 13, 2008

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money but happens to be gay;money dictates their worldview

that gay billionaire is a
"gaygreenback-fundalmentalist"

by reverend.triggafinga October 13, 2008

Fundamentalist

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.

Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.

by Matrexius March 3, 2005

fundamentalist cop

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

by kris takahashi December 31, 2009

Fundamentalist

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.

Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003