Fanbag
Fanbag - girl who pretends to enjoy sports for the sole purpose of impressing a guy. Usually a girl with very little to offer and a guy who is probably gay and spends too much time in the football club showers.
James: Man, that Sarah gives me the shits always trying to watch the local sports game with us. How are we meant to make crude jokes and belch and fart with a girl around. She ruins game day.
Simon: Yeah. She is a real Fanbag. I think she is trying to get into Tony's pants.
James: Tony's gay brah. Haven't you seem him checking out your schlong in the showers after practice.
Simon: No way! I am showering in my board shorts from now on. Should we tell her Tony is gay so she fucks off?
James: Na man. It'll be funny when she finally figures it out. Then I can be her frustration fuck.
Simon: Yeah. She is a real Fanbag. I think she is trying to get into Tony's pants.
James: Tony's gay brah. Haven't you seem him checking out your schlong in the showers after practice.
Simon: No way! I am showering in my board shorts from now on. Should we tell her Tony is gay so she fucks off?
James: Na man. It'll be funny when she finally figures it out. Then I can be her frustration fuck.
Fanbag by Lifestyle Specialist December 5, 2013
