Faketalians
People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.
Faketalians by Reginlief 28 September 5, 2011
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faketarian
One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.
Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.
faketarian by sp00ki September 15, 2006
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Faketarian
One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.
Faketarian by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007
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Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.
faketarian by dope-1 October 10, 2006
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faketalian by sinisterman May 10, 2007
Faketalian
Something that sounds Italian but is made up.
See also: Supercazzole, the Italian concept of comically deceptive discourse composed mostly of gibberish, and the inspiration for the programming language Monicelli.
See also: Supercazzole, the Italian concept of comically deceptive discourse composed mostly of gibberish, and the inspiration for the programming language Monicelli.
Faketalian by eithersixsevenorfive February 17, 2023
Faketarian
A flexitarian/omnivore who claims to be a vegan, vegetarian or pescetarian — at least in certain company .
Jenna is a faketarian; she calls herself “vegetarian” around omnivores and “pescatarian” around vegetarians but I know she eats chicken wings when she thinks no one is looking!
Faketarian by IbreathAir July 3, 2026
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