faketalian

when a word or refrence sounds italian but is made up.

labaducci is faketalian for smooth.

by sinisterman May 10, 2007

Faketalian

Something that sounds Italian but is made up.

See also: Supercazzole, the Italian concept of comically deceptive discourse composed mostly of gibberish, and the inspiration for the programming language Monicelli.

Moninelli sounds real, but is total faketalian.

by eithersixsevenorfive February 17, 2023

faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.

Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.

by sp00ki September 15, 2006

Fakietarian

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”

“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”

by IronMikey March 13, 2023

fakeitarian

Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.

John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster

by nevets24 November 17, 2010

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.

Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.

by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

Faketalians

People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.

The cast of Jersey Shore are a bunch of Faketalians.

by Reginlief 28 September 5, 2011