your man, who isn't really your man but is also your man
when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man
when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man
girl: My fake man invited me over, should I go?
or
girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man
or
girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man
by bringvineback2k17 November 21, 2017
A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.
by ThoidTheMeatHead February 07, 2019
by Flerperperperp September 10, 2018
Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022