Definitions by Herobot

fake manners 

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.

Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.

fake manners by Herobot April 7, 2020

Pajama Cock 

Having morning wood/a boner in pajamas

I was going to wake my son up for school, when I saw his pajama cock.

Pajama Cock by Herobot July 22, 2015

Terrorwrist 

Someone who masturbates more than three times a day.

Guy 1: Masturbated five times last night.
Guy 2: Dude you're such a terrorwrist.

Terrorwrist by Herobot January 21, 2015