fake man

your man, who isn't really your man but is also your man

when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man

girl: My fake man invited me over, should I go?

or

girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man

by bringvineback2k17 November 21, 2017

Fake Taxi Man

A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.

I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab

by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019

Fake Wizard Man

A stupid moron and abusive moderator who everyone hates

Did you see that Fake Wizard Man, what a jerk

by Flerperperperp September 10, 2018

Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men

Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!

by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022