Failrut

When you can't seem to stop failing over and over again.

Guy 1 - Man, I just tripped over my own feet, spilled my drink down my shirt, and lost $50 in a bet.

Guy 2 - You're in such a failrut.

by Fox445 December 25, 2009

Failout

1. When you try to bail someone out, and fail.

2. A level of failure more severe than an epic fail.

use 1. After David got picked up for public drunkenness, I tried to get him out of jail, but didn't have enough money, that was a real failout.

use 2. Henry Paulson - failout.

by p_e_ December 16, 2008

Failout 3

The true name of Fallout 3. It's over-rated, overhyped, and it's crap. Rent it before you even consider buying it.

Failout 3 is the most boring crap ever

by Xtreme2252 August 14, 2009

Failution

To make several new year resolutions but fail to achieve any of them.

I was too optimistic with my resolutions last year, they were a complete failution!

by Chraz February 2, 2018

failcut

Failcut, noun.

When you try to break up with your significant other (or actually do) but continue to sleep with them afterwards; normally for lack of a new sexual partner.

Is that Ashley in your bed mate? Well that was a total failcut.

by H-doggy dog March 22, 2010

failrunning

failrunning is similar to freerunning (aka - parkour), can be equally athletic or extraordinarily painful, but is only impressive if done purposefully and skillfully.

It happens skillfully when done on purpose in the same way stuntmen fall and look hurt in fight scenes, or it can happen by chance when someone either has an accident, or is just incapable of performing an action.

I saw a failrunner fall down 3 flights of stairs and get up without a scratch.

Some guy tried to show off his parkour, and ended up failrunning off a balcony and crushing his nuts on a bike rack.

by FailrunnerOne June 3, 2011

Failute

the failure to do something, usually results in punishment; resulting in failure; unsuccessful in something

The failute to due her assignment caused her to get points removed.

by PeppermintTrees April 24, 2023