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Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.
Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

Firhouse 

A girl that is so stupid, dumb and cringy, and always talks about Shawn Mendes and shit like that
Guy #1: Wow, that girl is so dumb and cringy.
Guy #2: I know right, she must be a Firhouse
Firhouse by RoseAndDagger28 October 14, 2018

Jailhouse C-Section 

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012
Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
Jailhouse Wallet by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

Fithouse 

A term usually used by people in and around Manchester, to describe someone that is good-looking and attractive. You are more likely to hear this word in a Manc accent, and is used by both sexes.
Girl 1: Oooh 'av you seen Tom's mate
Girl 2: Yeah, Jo
Girl 1: Hes a right fithouse int he!
Fithouse by YeahMate! February 22, 2009

Jailhouse C-Section 

Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.

All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.
Jailhouse C-Section by casnasty November 3, 2012