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FailHouse 

When you are trolling around in the internet and you are posting retarded on the internet. Everyone wants them gone and they are put in the internet 'jail house.'

Continuing being a noob and being put in the failhouse.
Cool person"GTFO NOOB!"

The noob"What are you gonna do about it?"

Cool person "I'll throw you in the fucking failhouse!"
FailHouse by siilentghost April 19, 2008
Words you can keep

Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.
Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.
Jailhouse C-section by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Firhouse 

A girl that is so stupid, dumb and cringy, and always talks about Shawn Mendes and shit like that
Guy #1: Wow, that girl is so dumb and cringy.
Guy #2: I know right, she must be a Firhouse
Firhouse by RoseAndDagger28 October 14, 2018

Jailhouse C-Section 

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012
Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
Jailhouse Wallet by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

Fithouse 

A term usually used by people in and around Manchester, to describe someone that is good-looking and attractive. You are more likely to hear this word in a Manc accent, and is used by both sexes.
Girl 1: Oooh 'av you seen Tom's mate
Girl 2: Yeah, Jo
Girl 1: Hes a right fithouse int he!
Fithouse by YeahMate! February 22, 2009

Jailhouse C-Section 

Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.

All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.
Jailhouse C-Section by casnasty November 3, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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