failcore

bands and/or artists who seem to possess no musical ability attempt at being a metal sub-genre such as "fill-in-the-blank"-core and utterly failing at said attempt. live performances consist of pathetic stage antics, straightened hair, make-up on dudes, tight pants, repetitive sweep solos, and synchronized headbanging to breakdowns another band already has done.

Friend A: "Have you heard new Attack Attack?"
Friend B: "no, pussy, I dont listen to failcore."

by ncaseyouwondered June 13, 2011

Failcore

an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.

Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"

Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"

by Social_Pariah February 26, 2007

FailCorn

To fail as bad as humanly possible. Worse than epic fail.

"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."

by TCWCKG August 6, 2009

Failcream

The opposite of awesomesauce.

Why to fuck up that level, you're just made of failcream.

by gypsy queen. January 19, 2009

Failcorner

Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.

I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.

by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009

failcorner

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)

Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner

by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009

Falcore

A wise young man with a heavy burden.

Falcore gazed out across the new view

by ChroniclerOfAnkare January 18, 2023