fail sauce 

staples mixed with Wattered down oatmeal.

Fail sauce, the breakfeast of Douches.

fail sauce by aaaction paaacked January 27, 2009

Fail Sauce 

If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.

Zomg she is such fail sauce.

Fail Sauce by WeinerSnitzel November 1, 2008

Fail Sauce 

The sweetest sauce of all, or more specifically, the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epically.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!

Person 2: Did you enjoy it?

Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...

Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet Fail Sauce...

Fail Sauce by Peter Buckett January 23, 2010

fail sauce 

a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.

"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."

fail sauce by junksauce February 18, 2008

fail sauce 

Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.

Someone misses a game winning shot. You would scream FAIL SAUCE!!!

fail sauce by Corwad November 8, 2007

epic fail sauce fail 

When purposefully attempting to replicate a fail sauce and failing in the attempt it can be considered an epic fail sauce fail.

That guy's solo was epic fail sauce fail

epic fail sauce fail by Tung Hotaling November 28, 2010

Failsauce

1.Noun: The pure essence of fail.
Adjective: When something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.An exclamation of defeat or anger.

This food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

Today's test was pure failsauce.

Failsauce by Dragonheart91 October 14, 2008