Fail Child 

A child that kind of sucks at life.

The 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.

Fail Child by ObamasKidz October 15, 2009

miles fairchild 

Miles Fairchild is a fictional character in the movie: the turning. He’s also known as: the most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe.

Someone: “Who is Miles Fairchild?”
Me: “The most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe!”

miles fairchild by Finnwolfhardsbiggestsimp January 4, 2021

Failchild 

A child of extreme failure.

A child who doesn't have a life or purpose in life, only to destroy and fuck stuff up.

Steve: (fucking stuff up) Oops, oops, oops, sorry!

Everybody else: Fucking hell Steve stop being such a failchild!

Failchild by Failchild Numero Uno February 24, 2011

Matthew Fairchild 

A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck

Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild

Matthew Fairchild by Averyconfusedperson September 28, 2020

fairchild wheeler interdistrict multi-magnet campus 

A magnet high school in Bridgeport, CT, infamous for a strict dress code including lab coats. Often abbreviated to FCW, students will enroll to the school expecting to leave with scientific knowledge, only to find themselves suffering with long security (and lunch) lines, bad teachers, and strict management.

"Did you hear Johnny got into the Fairchild Wheeler Interdistrict Multi-magnet Campus thing? I hear he's suffering from depression since school started."

fairchild wheeler interdistrict multi-magnet campus by FreddoMcEggo August 20, 2018

Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II "Warthog" or "Hog" 

A badass plane with a GAU-8 Avenger Gatling gun that shoots 65 rounds per second.

A single-seated, twin-turbofan, straight-wing, subsonic ground attack aircraft developed by Fairchild Republic for the USAF. It was made in 1976, for close air support. Its main use is to destroy armored vehicles and ground units. Its body design or airframe was made around the GAU-8, (Gun, Automatic, Utility) which was designed by General Electric. The GAU-8 shoots 65 30mm rounds of American freedom per second. The airframe uses several security measures, such as 1200 pounds of titanium to keep the cockpit and aircraft systems safe.

That Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II "Warthog" or "Hog" just destroyed that tank!

Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II "Warthog" or "Hog" by A-10 King May 26, 2023

Miss Fairchild 

The most AMAZING band in the world. A mix of jazz& rap with an up-beat tempo. Bands from Nantucket. a song of theirs was featured on the Real World Denver! (:

Vannila place, Wont be your kept woman by miss fairchild

Miss Fairchild by Mycowgoesmoo76 October 14, 2009