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A child of extreme failure.

A child who doesn't have a life or purpose in life, only to destroy and fuck stuff up.
Steve: (fucking stuff up) Oops, oops, oops, sorry!

Everybody else: Fucking hell Steve stop being such a failchild!
by Failchild Numero Uno February 05, 2011
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The 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.
by ObamasKidz October 15, 2009
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