Fagrant

A fake vagrant.

"Jeromy is too lazy to work 9-5, so he puts on dirty clothes and stands on a corner begging for change."
"That's pretty lame."
"Dude, he makes more than minimum wage as a fagrant."

by Winnipeg Man May 15, 2014

Countess Boochie Flagrante

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.

Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019

Party Flagrant

An extreme example of a party foul that results in the offender being kicked off the premises.

Analogous to an baseketball foul and flagrant.

No man, party Flagrant, he had to leave the party

by TheKid1 July 12, 2010

fagradt

A wanna be car-guy with no penis, no balls and the personality of a paper weight. He is like school in the summer, with no class. He is afraid of anybody with more talent, including his wife. He thinks that his "hard work" "loyalty" and "dedication" has gotten him to where he is. In reality, he has had his hand held, and has been spoon fed every fucking thing he has. He should have been left at N.A. pushing paper for the rest of his worthless, pityful life. A "fagradt" actually believes his own bullshit. Has a hard time remembering the truth or to speak it to those who call him out.

Jadizzo, quit being such a fagradt.
Where is fagradt, rubbing his face off again?

by the enemy September 26, 2007

flagrant fuck

An insult to counter any form of blatant disrespect.

Dude, you're such a flagrant fuck! You intentionally pissed all over the toilet seat in a public restroom...

by quetzaln January 12, 2007

flagrantly emo

the fact that the subject is shockingly noticeably or evidently, obviously and glaringly emo

Declan is so flagrantly emo that people just take it for granted

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

Fragrant Foul

1) When someone cuts a gnarly fart on the basketball court.

2) The gaseous version of a flagrant foul.

Examples:

1) The guys were shooting some hoops when someone committed a fragrant foul. It took less than two minutes for the gym to clear out.

2) Kobe jacked up LeBron's game by committing a fragrant foul every time he was in LeBron's vicinity.

by tsauce2010 March 8, 2010