Fageant 

A beauty pageant for gay people. Most of the participants are more feminine than the women in actual beauty pageants.

guy #1- Hey are you going to the beauty pageant tonight?

guy #2- No way man I'm gay so i'm going to the fageant.

guy #1- Wow what a fag!!!

Fageant by amliekxe August 5, 2010

Chabot-Fagnant Syndrome 

Also known as "CFS," Chabot-Fagnant Syndrome is a condition found among many in the Catholic social justice community that is usually distinguished by the following symptoms:

1). An infatuation with Jesuits that borders on eroticism
2). Runny discharge from the mouth in the form of incessant blather about Liberation Theology
3). The irrational desire to treat each day like a Catholic high school retreat.
4). Regularly accusing anyone nearby that they "don't understand" the world's problems and that they are even part of those problems while ignoring their own possible complicity.
5). Regularly inserting unnecessary foreign words (usually Spanish) and phrases into everyday speech and insisting on over-pronouncing said words and phrases.
6). Extreme self-importance.

CFS is often caused by over-attending spiritual retreats, going abroad to developing nations on social justice tourism trips, full-immersion volunteering, or taking too many Liberation Theology classes. The condition may only last for a few days or weeks as an accompaniment to a "retreat high" or several years, clearing up only when the "infected" graduates or departs from the area of incubation. Chronic cases been known to persist longer but such episodes are rare and suggest that the afflicted possess some sort of innate pre-disposition to the condition.

"She used to be pretty cool, but ever since she came back from that service trip to the Dominican Republic she's done nothing but cry and yell at people. She's got a serious case of Chabot-Fagnant Syndrome."

Chabot-Fagnant Syndrome by Billy Bluejay October 23, 2007

fagpants

Those billowing, multi-pocketed cargo type pants, often worn by those who perceive themselves as "current" or "cutting edge" The huge cargo pockets, often found just above or at the knees, are rarely used, and the garment generally looks ill-fitting and unattractive.

"Hey, Bill - look at that jackass with the Eddie Bauer bucket hat and fagpants"

fagpants by gumpa June 6, 2009

Fagrant 

A fake vagrant.

"Jeromy is too lazy to work 9-5, so he puts on dirty clothes and stands on a corner begging for change."
"That's pretty lame."
"Dude, he makes more than minimum wage as a fagrant."

Fagrant by Winnipeg Man May 15, 2014

Fageat 

A asian person with dark hair who loved nct.

Daniel: Ayo you like nct?

You: Um yeah!
Daniel: Damn same #Fageat

Fageat by lolomgok August 20, 2021

fagents 

If you have this surname you are very sexy

The fagents family are very sexy

fagents by theone41 August 6, 2021

Fagantine 

A replacement term for the word "truth" or the common slang "facts". Typically used as a show of concurrence in response to a statement.

"That's fagantine."

"Bro that's no cap on fagantine,"

Fagantine by Balls HIll July 30, 2022