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A combination of two deragorty terms, Fag, for being gay, stupid, etcetera, and mort, an extremely nerdy loser
Dude, did you see that spill Brian took off his bike? What a fagmort.

Man, that fagmort Chris Claremont is still writing shitty books.
Fagmort by ObiJay April 4, 2003
Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.
Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed
faggort by pandaboyxxx September 20, 2009
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A corruption of the word "faggot." Used most often in internet verbal battles. Also could be used to refer to a bundle of sticks.
1. Look at that pencil-pusher, he is a total fagort.

2. Light the fagort, we need it to start a fire.
fagort by J.J. Thompson October 6, 2003
A mont of sorts with faggot personality traits.
I made the mistake of hanging out with Shawn last night, he is the such a fagmont!
fagmont by helicopter jones May 16, 2008

fagmotard 

A combination of the words "faggot" and "retard". It is used to describe people who are slow witted and/or really weird. This word came to be while looking for more words to describe certain people who piss off people who dont like normal socially active people.
Dude, Brian is such a fagmotard; he doesnt understand simple english and people for some reason still like him... I hate people.
fagmotard by Kevin is better than you. September 30, 2007

fagmotron 

A robot that is gay.
Metroplex sure is a fagmotron.
fagmotron by Kurt Kman March 4, 2007
really gay banter with a nod to old fashioned victorian england
his lanuage was both profane and faggorty.
"i'd rather like to bum you old chap",
"jolly well my dear fellow, roger away"!
faggorty by jim the face January 10, 2008
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