Fag Fairy 

similar to the tooth fairy but instead of leaving money in exchange for little children's teeth it turns someone into fag
The fag fairy breaks into ones home during nighttime and turns someone gay
the effects of the fag fairy are people dressing or acting gay the day after the fag fairy visits
To protect yourself from becoming a fag lock your doors and windows

If you believe the fag fairy has visited you and you don't wish to become a fag simply pray the gay away

the fag fairy went bippity boppity boo on this one last night

Fag Fairy by kale_300 December 28, 2022

penis eating fag fairy 

A PEFF (penis eating fag fairy) is a male homosexual fairy that goes from house to house stealing men's penises while they are sleeping and they eat them

Paul: DAD!!!

Dad: what?
Paul: my penis is gone

Dad: I guess a penis eating fag fairy stopped by our house last night
Paul: you think?
Dad: yep, because mine is gone too!

penis eating fag fairy by Ruinedflower347 May 19, 2016

Fellatio Fag Fairy 

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner

Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

Fellatio Fag Fairy by Tronathon September 14, 2008

Fellatio Fag Fairy queen 

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.

Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

Fellatio Fag Fairy queen by Tronathon August 16, 2006

Puffy Puffy Fag Fairy 

A phrase used commonly by British form subs (substitute teacher) against members of the LGBTQ community.

Kamil Batog, stop being such a puffy puffy fag fairy.

Puffy Puffy Fag Fairy by haroldjenkins March 25, 2022

fairy fag father 

the all powerful being who is responsible for making all the gays gay.
if you be a straight girl, they fly into your room and tap you with their anti-dick-stick (ADS).and then you like whong
if you be a straight boy, they fly into your room and tap you with their anti-whong-shlong (AWS) and then you like dick

Last night the fairy fag father flew thru my window and tapped me with their anti dick stick and said "you like whong now" and i was like OK buuuudyyyy.

fairy fag father by SlymthThePytheon February 4, 2020

Fair weather fag

People who don’t like anything but warm weather year round. They don’t care for seasons. They complain that it’s too cold when it’s 65 degrees or below and cringe at the sight of snow. People who have bad arthritis and very old people don’t count.

That lady from Scottsdale over there is complaining it’s too cold... but it’s only 65 degrees outside... she’s a fair weather fag.

Fair weather fag by Sven Svenhardt April 2, 2020