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Facktard 

Someone completely obscessed with Eminem's hit single "Fack"

"You just made that word up, you're probably a closet facktard."
Facktard by freakball February 14, 2009
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fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.
"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"
Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Team-Killing Fucktard 

A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).

Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.

Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
You shot Church, you Team-Killing Fucktard!

Fucktardis 

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.
I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.
Fucktardis by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010

Fracktard 

A slang term used to express frustration, disappointment, or disbelief towards someone or something.

An exclamation or insult used to express negative emotions, often used informally and may not be appropriate for all settings.

Derived from the fusion of two existing slang terms, "Fracktard" is a colorful expression of negative emotion.
1: "What a fracktard, he still hasn't learned how to properly use a hammer."
2: "I can't stand working with that fracktard, he always messes everything up."
3: "I can't believe she would be so careless, she's such a fracktard."
Fracktard by Fulcrum4266 February 7, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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