The private from Red vs Blue.
Stupid, yet very funny, a blue and is clad in blue armor, he loves
sheila, and wants church to be his best
friend
Sarge-Hello? Is anyone there? Do you read me? Do i
read you? Anyone? Anybody?Nobody? Ok. well, looks
like we're stuck here.
Caboose-...my
toes are getting proony
*
walk a little*
Caboose-Sarge! Look! A sleeping person!
Sarge-Holy Macaroon...he's not sleeping son, he's dead.
Caboose-Good, for a second there I thought he was me...because i am blue, and i like to sleep. but if he is dead, that can't possibly be me...that would be silly.
Tex-O'Mally is held up in this
base, and he has been fortifying his defenses for a few days now, and he's got some help, one of those religous nuts you guys picked up
Caboose-OH! I liked them, they were funny.
Tucker-Caboose, they tried to kill you because of a flag
Caboose-I try not to think of the bad things about people
Tucker-thast all they did, there were no good things
Caboose-Thats ok...I have a really bad memory, WOW LOOK A
BEACH!