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Referring to a female, to faniate (pronounced fanny-ate or fane-ee-ate) derived from the noun fanny, is to spread one’s legs wherever they desire. It is encouraged when practicing intercourse safely and is celebrated universally.

Past tense: Faniated

Present: Faniating (though, it is not recommended to speak or write as you perform, merely to think about it)

Future: Faniate
Person A: How was your summer?
Person B: It was amazing thank you, I faniated almost every weekend!

Person A: Yay, well done, congratulations!

‘I need to allow myself a good faniate’

‘She’s faniating everywhere at the moment, we love that for her!’
faniate by Fanny Nation August 29, 2023
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To exclude one, or forbid other in action against you.

is usually accompanied by the 2 crossed index and middle fingers.
"you got the Lurgee!"

"!no!! fanites!"
Fanites by another mal February 3, 2008
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Fanhater 

A person who hates a show, video game, or other medium and ususally assumes the fans of any of these are moronic, though not knowing all of them. Most fanhaters come off equally as obnoxious as fantards.
"I hate animu!!11 All teh fanz iz weeaboos nd stoopid!! I'm so edgy and original!! I'm nut a troll or a fanhater! Mah opinions iz moar valid!11 >:|"
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A fellow fan of your favorite sports team.

"Teammate" is to athletes on the same team; as "Fanmate" is to fans of the same team.
Ian is my fanmate; we are both diehard Jays fans.
fanmate by 2tweet2dream June 17, 2011
Fangate is a virtual gate which requires a Facebook user to "like" your business page in order to have access to contests, promotions or content on a facebook business page. Engages someone to "like" you (or follow you) on Facebook.
Clicking the "Like" tab on the business's Facebook page allowed Diane pass the fangate so she could enter the contest to win a free iPad.
fangate by earlysnowdrop June 1, 2012
1. To meow at a Turkey.
I saw a vicious turkey so I faciated and thus escaped its troublesome presence.
Faciate by Whitey Las Vegas August 21, 2006

Fanittering 

inspiring delight, pleasure, or admiration; extremely good; marvelous
"They all think she's fanittering."
Fanittering by Siennah January 8, 2009