faniate

Referring to a female, to faniate (pronounced fanny-ate or fane-ee-ate) derived from the noun fanny, is to spread one’s legs wherever they desire. It is encouraged when practicing intercourse safely and is celebrated universally.

Past tense: Faniated

Present: Faniating (though, it is not recommended to speak or write as you perform, merely to think about it)

Future: Faniate
Person A: How was your summer?
Person B: It was amazing thank you, I faniated almost every weekend!

Person A: Yay, well done, congratulations!

‘I need to allow myself a good faniate’

‘She’s faniating everywhere at the moment, we love that for her!’
by Fanny Nation August 29, 2023
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