facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.

Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...

by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

FUCKWITTERY

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

by 00486770 April 1, 2021

Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"

H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter

by meteorologist H January 20, 2009

facecotter

Someone who is facebook boycotting.

e-junkie1 - All of my friends are on facebook, except for John.
e-junkie2 - Yeah, he's such a facecotter.

by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

Cluster fuckwittery

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019

facelifter

Someone who recycles someones great facebook status/video etc as thier own in an effort to mislead someone into believing that they are really cooler than they are.

Shelly is a facelifter and a retarded douchebaguette.

by wackynacky August 18, 2009

fuckwittery

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.

His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.

by anycon June 24, 2003