Facestigate

When someone investigates someone via facebook. Looks at there wall, profile, info, photos and etc.

I facestigate people every day!

I better facestigate this girl before I ask her out.

by aburch21 September 7, 2011

Fuckstigated

When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.

Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.

by Bumslaw February 23, 2010

Facetigate

To investigate a person's profile on the social network, Facebook.com

Jane was planning to Facetigate her boyfriend John's postings on his Facebook profile.

Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.

by RobertBellaHernandez April 22, 2010

Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.

"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."

by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010

Facestigating

When someone investigates someone via Facebook. Looks at there wall, info, photos, notes and friends.

I just got done facestigating you and I see that you go to college.

thing 1 "what are you doing?"
thing 2 "Just facestigating some new friends"

by aburch21 September 7, 2011

Facestruate

To look at somebody with an unapproving expression, filled with malice and criticism. Liken to a menstrual period.

Facestruate me one more damn time missy!

by JaceKid October 4, 2025