Facestigate
Facestigate by aburch21 September 7, 2011
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Fuckstigated
When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!
*Shakes fist wildly.
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!
*Shakes fist wildly.
Fuckstigated by Bumslaw February 23, 2010
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Facetigate
Jane was planning to Facetigate her boyfriend John's postings on his Facebook profile.
Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.
Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.
Facetigate by RobertBellaHernandez April 22, 2010
Facestrated
Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.
"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"
"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."
"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."
Facestrated by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010
Facestigating
When someone investigates someone via Facebook. Looks at there wall, info, photos, notes and friends.
I just got done facestigating you and I see that you go to college.
thing 1 "what are you doing?"
thing 2 "Just facestigating some new friends"
thing 1 "what are you doing?"
thing 2 "Just facestigating some new friends"
Facestigating by aburch21 September 7, 2011
Facestruate
To look at somebody with an unapproving expression, filled with malice and criticism. Liken to a menstrual period.
Facestruate by JaceKid October 4, 2025
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