faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

facechat

The verb used to describe the online conversation with people using the new Facebook chat feature.

Upon logging in to Facebook, Matt was immediately bombarded with friends who wanted to facechat.

by Yoni Bain April 6, 2008

facehat

A person who would be delightful to have sit on your face as you give them oral pleasure.

"That girl over there is such a facehat."

"I wouldn't mind you being my facehat anyday, girl."

by SCTI February 3, 2008

facewhat?

Recollection of a distant memory called facebook, where you spent several happy years with friends you never met in real life. Only to switch over to Google+ the next day which let you pretty much do the same things on facebook except with your Google account.

Your friend: Dude! check this totally hot chick out! She commented on somebody's picture I know on facebook!

You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?

by der gelb baron July 2, 2011

faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

by lmk34 May 13, 2009

faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

by toddrabies September 9, 2010