Facemash

A rating to describe the sexiests on Earth. Considered very sexually intimidating. Capable of wiping out the west coast with one cream shot, Masturbates on average 10e+13 time per day. The most dangerous weapon tactic of Face Mashing a persons mouth with 10 gallons of cum at approximately 42069(m/s). Also has the habit of fucking your mom in a public space 24/7.

OMG, Michael was such a Facemash at the party, he impregnated 420 people in one go, and made Brians mom pregnant in-front of everyone.

Facemash by LITTLE core December 26, 2022

Hershey Facemask 

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

Hershey Facemask by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

face-mash

To shove someone's head by placing an open palm on the person's face and pushing. Similar to a slap, but without the speed and with the force directed forward rather than sideways; typically used to escalate a verbal argument just before coming to blows. It's the most offensive thing you can do to a person without causing them pain.

You can't face-mash a guy without expecting to get punched in the face.

face-mash by Aaronomus November 25, 2013

icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.

last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.

icelandic facemask by craig T shaw March 21, 2008

facesmasher 

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

facesmasher by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

The Facewash 

When you position your hand horizontally, grab one's face and proceed to swiping in a downward motion, palm down; Usually done when one is acting in a foolish manner. Can be done with wet hands for better results.

As a group of friends rock out to a 80's hair band genere of music, Mo sings the wrong refrain to a commonly known song and as a result to this Tom hits her up with a solid "facewash"

The Facewash by Tommy Caps with appreciation to Cemelli December 10, 2004

Mexican Facewash 

The act of taking a persons head and shoving their face into a dirt covered snow bank.

I told this bitch to give me road head, she refused. So i pulled the car over and gave her a mexican facewash.

Mexican Facewash by drock214 February 6, 2010